Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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say cheese

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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Donald Trump

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redtube

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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