It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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modern love

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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poo

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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