How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

why was 6 afraid of 7?

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

E= McVagina

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

brainfart

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

BOTTOM!!!

HEY YOU!!!!

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

Whats the difference between a frog?

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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