- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Do you believe this will change?

knock knock who's there?

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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