What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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E= McVagina

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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