How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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