First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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What's the difference between a duck

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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