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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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