- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

this is not an anti joke

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

A handicapp walks into a bar

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

roses are red, violets are blue.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??