- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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i love to lick...

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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