why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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xavier stop

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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Anti Joke

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