- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Vagina.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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