if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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donald................duck for president

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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