- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

women's rights.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

Gay's

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Poop swing

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

Knock knock. Racism.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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