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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

a man said hi.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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