- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Womens rights !

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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