What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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who ever is reading this....

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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