how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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you and your family will die tonight

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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penis

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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Why did the

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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