- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

lol a man is drowning

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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