Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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acualy is dolan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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