what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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Women's rights

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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