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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

you know whats funny... nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.