why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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