- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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