Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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baskets

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leon harney ya pikey

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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why does column have a letter n?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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