- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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