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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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