hey John will you make some copies

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what do u call a black man a black man

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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