I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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