- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

fruit salad?

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

knock knock piss off

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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