How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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Andy Carrol

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Charlotte Bobcats

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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You see how lame this is?

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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