- Anti Joke

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.