- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

a man is running away

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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