- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

How do you spell eight? 8

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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