What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Obama

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

leon harney ya pikey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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