-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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Shut the cork up!

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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leon harney ya pikey

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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