What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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