What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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