- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Patriarchy.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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