- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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