A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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Hi what I lug you

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what happens every day? People die

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Anti Joke

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