What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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