- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Samraj.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

A horse walks into a barn.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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