Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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I pooped my pants

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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