Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Republicans

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Adele walks into the stables

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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I am a nigger.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Anti Joke

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