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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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