- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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bees knees

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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