- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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Your mom.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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