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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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