- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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