Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Harry Chappell raped someone

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

a man said hi.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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