YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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