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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

im a willy bum bum

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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