- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Womens Rights

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

Two guys walk into a bar.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

speech and debate.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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