Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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what do u call a apple a apple

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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