- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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