What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

which one is easiest

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

banana

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

alston wang

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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