- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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