why did arno fly away? he was a bird

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

I like colin but not as much as apple

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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