Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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BIG PENIS

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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jwe

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Knock knock Come in

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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Anti Joke

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