- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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