What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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