How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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