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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Blake wilkeys hair style

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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