- Anti Joke

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.