- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

civil rights

vaginas

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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