- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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