whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

i dont like chris

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

Autism speaks but not really

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

knock knock get lost!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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