What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Vagina.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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How long is a china man?

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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