Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Blake wilkeys hair style

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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