Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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