Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

Blake wilkeys hair style

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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