A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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The person below me is weird.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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