When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Vagina.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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