Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Womens' sports

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

Knock knock, Come in...

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

._____________________. Whale!

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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