- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Your mom is fat

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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