why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

No thank you, I don't like violence

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Jews

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

A man... walks.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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