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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

No thank you, I don't like violence

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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