How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

out of your comfort zone

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

How does shit taste?\ Good.

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

Women's rights

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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