Lil' Wayne

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

WNBA

The Christian Bible.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

Anti Joke

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