Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Snooki

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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Hi

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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lol a man is drowning

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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book 'em danno

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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Wigan.

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