- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

What are we then hypocrites?

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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