-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

women's rights

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops