A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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Your grandma's cookies.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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