- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

the asian kid gets an F

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

you first

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

who ever is reading this....

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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