Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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