- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

you first

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

the asian kid gets an F

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