Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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one day i went to bed

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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hi bye

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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out of your comfort zone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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