Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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