- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Knock Knock Not Yet

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

The Holocaust.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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