What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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Thumbs this down

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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Women.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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