I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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Womens' sports

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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Yeah right loser!

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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