Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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im at school

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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