what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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women's rights

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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