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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.