I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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Black People

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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Anti Joke

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