- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

Look how far I can kick this bucket

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

An English man walks into a pub.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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