- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

An English man walks into a pub.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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