Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

The Pittsburgh Pirates

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

my captcha says : forkin chickens

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Dylan is gay

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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