Barbara Streisand

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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Anti Joke

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