In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

Jesus was a good guy

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

girls lacrosse

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Pull my finger ouch..

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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