what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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What are we then hypocrites?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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Donald Trump

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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boobs.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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butt sex

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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