A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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