- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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