- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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brian mcgee is gay!

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

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