- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

This is not a joke

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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