- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

There's a god, just kidding.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

What comes after 69? 70

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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