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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

I got shot once it hurt a lot

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

i love to lick...

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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