One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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