- Anti Joke

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

God has put a gate keeper at a gate in heaven to listen to how everyone has died. The first guy comes and says, "I thought my wife was cheating on me so when i came home I see this man hanging off my balcony, I thought he was the man cheating with my wife, so I then push him off, but he was still alive, so I threw a refrigerator onto him, that killed him, but I felt so guilty I soon commited suicide" The gates man said, "Wow thats terrible come in." Then the next guy come and he says how he died, "Well you see I was just oiling myself up for my workout, but I slipped, and fell off my 5th story balcony, and landed in some guys 3rd floor balcony I was hanging off the ledge, and a guy came I thought he was going to help me, but instead he pushed me of and threw a refrigerator on me." The guard let him in, and a third guy came. The Guard said,"Man its going to be hard to beat those guys their just sad. Ok how did you die?" The third man said, "Picture this I'm trapped in a refrigerator...

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van