Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

you first

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

the asian kid gets an F

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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