why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Darude - Sandstorm

Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

Anti Joke

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