- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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