- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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