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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

You know I can, and I already have, as once the mind knows its getting certain medications, it spends the energy required in order to achieve the effect, this is what psychiatrists and those assholes would call "psychological effect". With that said, I am still tired, and the stimulants are waking up my ouchies too, so I think ill get some sleep and dont worry, I can sleep with any stimulants as long as I can use my mind. By the way, my "hypnosis senses" are not hypnosis by themselves, but in order to hypnotize oneself and other, one must learn to read body language and stuff like that, something which I now do subconciously because I am experienced. Alice is calm again, her hands are shaking but she is cold, I am pretty sure she is far more tired than I am, so I kinda ordered her to go home, this guy can type for me. Just want you to know that I am doing fine now, and that the PTSD is much less severe than before as my brain no longer remembers the voice and looks my parents had back then, so I just feel my nose getting punched and breaking, its... Surprisingly annoying, so ill get some sleep, if nothing else it will help Alice get better, and I wont lie, I need it.

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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