- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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