You know I can, and I already have, as once the mind knows its getting certain medications, it spends the energy required in order to achieve the effect, this is what psychiatrists and those assholes would call "psychological effect". With that said, I am still tired, and the stimulants are waking up my ouchies too, so I think ill get some sleep and dont worry, I can sleep with any stimulants as long as I can use my mind. By the way, my "hypnosis senses" are not hypnosis by themselves, but in order to hypnotize oneself and other, one must learn to read body language and stuff like that, something which I now do subconciously because I am experienced. Alice is calm again, her hands are shaking but she is cold, I am pretty sure she is far more tired than I am, so I kinda ordered her to go home, this guy can type for me. Just want you to know that I am doing fine now, and that the PTSD is much less severe than before as my brain no longer remembers the voice and looks my parents had back then, so I just feel my nose getting punched and breaking, its... Surprisingly annoying, so ill get some sleep, if nothing else it will help Alice get better, and I wont lie, I need it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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Donald Trump

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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