- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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