An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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My friend harris is fat.

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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Anyone??????????/

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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A man walks into a bar

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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