- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Autism speaks but not really

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

You know what's catchy? A cold

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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